Captains Log Day 2 Week 9 of the Corona files:
Today I took my log cutting chainsaw on the road and went on a space walk around the Isolation Pod. Yes! Chainsaw in hand, I looked for an ideal spot to chop up some timber for the self contained BBQ in the entertaining area out the back of the Isolation Pod. My thinking being that with some of the COVID restrictions eased the next weekend might be a good opportunity to burn meat into a carcinogenic state with friends (all 2 of them) and tempt fate even more than the virus has. Ahhh! the small pleasures that are making isolation tolerable.
Today I am looking forward to having some more English Muffins for lunch. Yes! that's the high point of the day. As time continues to drag on, its a bit like being forced to binge watch a TV Soap like "Neighbors" or a reality TV Show like "My Kitchen Makes Me Fat" (joking aside the would be a good title for a COVID based TV Show.)
Oh dear! I cannot believe that it has been more than 2 months now in this Isolation Pod out in the Werrington Sector ....... BTW - Apparently, there is now talk of a "NZ Bubble", interesting idea yes, but more jargon to add to things like "social distancing", "flattening the curve" and "avoiding the peak" - room for a COVID-19 Dictionary I'd say, but I'll leave that for my next entry?